Oh.My.Gosh

Josh was upstairs giving Emma a bath and then he calls for me. I go upstairs to see Emma laying on the floor and he changing her diaper. I asked "What's wrong?" He said Emma pooped in the bathtub! As he was saying that Emma said "Emma pooped in batub. Daddy say 'oh my dosh!'" I just busted out laughing. It was hilarious. She told me the WHOLE story! So teachers, friends...if Emma says "oh my dosh" we sincerely apologize but this was DEFINITELY an "oh my dosh" moment! She has been told that she is not allowed to say that and that if she does that she will be punished. So far, so good! Anyhow, after she got her diaper on and I went to clean the sewage up (and I do mean sewage...what a mess) she wanted to come in the bathroom to "see" it. I initially told her no but then decided that we would use this as a teachable moment. She came into the bathroom and looked in the tub and said "Oh, Emma! No poo poo batub, poo poo potty." Then she looked up at me and said "Oooh no eat it!" I emphatically replied and said "NO!!! You don't eat poo poo!" Oh my gosh...what a night. Oh...and you should thank me for not taking pictures! Trust me...oh my gosh.